
The official Wise Beyond the Stories Tee for staying mildly unhinged and deeply invested.
Featuring Ernisha—your emotional support helmet—and a daily reading goal that absolutely keeps reality at bay, this tee is made for late-night spirals, theory crafting, and pretending responsibilities don’t exist for “just a little longer.”
Soft, lightweight, and built for comfort through every plot twist, emotional breakdown, and “I’m fine” moment.
🔒 If you look closely… you might notice.
A few hidden details are woven in—just waiting to be found.
Consider it a little side quest—let’s see who finds them all. 👀
The real ones will. 🖤
Because let’s be honest… five chapters is just the beginning.
Details:
• The (h) in the color names stands for 'heathered' fabric
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathered colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Unisex fit & Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction & Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| SIZE | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |